Read the opposing argument from Optimist Prime.
There are many things in this great nation for which I’m thankful. But, the Detroit Lions? Not one of them.
The Lions are a loathsome and virtually unwatchable team. With the exception of perhaps Calvin Johnson and Matt Stafford, the Lions are a ragtag team of roster fillers. The team is in a constant state of rebuilding and new management and owns one of the most dubious losing streaks not just in football, but all of professional sports. Even while markedly improved from years past, the team is still not on par with the rest of the league and hasn’t been for quite some time, making them undeserving of the attention they receive each and every November. I don’t care what their purported legacy is or what their ticket sales look like. The Lions have been so bad for so long (having failed to post a winning season since 2000) that they should be banned from Thanksgiving football.
Thanksgiving is a special time that the NFL should use to highlight the very best it has to offer. As families throughout the nation converge for a large Thanksgiving meal, millions of Americans will choose to digest in front of their televisions, and millions of those televisions will be tuned to NFL football. This is a crucial opportunity for the league that should not be overlooked. Whole families – young and old, male and female, sports fan and non-sports fan alike – will be watching the NFL. This presents the NFL with an incredible opportunity not just to acquire new fans but to become a permanent tradition infused into the culture of families throughout the country. By providing heart pounding, nail-biting action the NFL can ensure families will tune in each year and carry the tradition on for generations to come.
Instead, however, Detroit maintains its stranglehold on the Lion’s share of the market (pun intended, thank you very much) and both the fans and the league suffer. For some unknown reason, America is forced to continue to suffer by watching the poor play of a team that is perennially out of contention for the playoffs flounder on a national stage. It is enough to make one mad enough that a guy would go all Dancing with the Stars and take a 12 gauge to their flat screen. The action is so bad at times that it simply does not warrant watching, not even for fantasy football purposes – because really, if you drafted several Detroit Lions players you probably don’t have a reason to keep up with your team anymore.
Despite my passion for the NFL, I cannot recall a Lions game that kept my attention in recent years. Instead I remember games that are so boring that I am forced to watch reruns of movies like a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving for the 22nd time because it is simply more painless than watching Detroit.
The only defense I can see for maintaining this pointless tradition is tradition itself. That is a poor defense to say the least, because as the old saying goes, “Traditions were meant to be broken.”
Roger Goodell should instead create a new tradition, a tradition of exciting and winning football. It is not as if America would not accept another team on Thanksgiving, and there are plenty of teams with a national following to choose from. The Patriots, Giants, Colts, and Saints immediately come to mind. Each of these teams has extended beyond a simple regional following and certainly has a potent offense capable of wowing dedicated NFL followers and potential fans alike. Honestly, who wouldn’t rather watch Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, or Drew Brees carve up an opposing defense like a delicious turkey, rather than choke down what feels like the stale leftovers of Lion’s play? It could even go with the first Thanksgiving theme by capitalizing on New England’s colonial and patriotic imagery. Even though the Patriots will be playing this Turkey Day, they shouldn’t be sharing the spotlight with Detroit.
It seems that the NFL think tank has really missed the boat on this one. Perhaps the NFL feels comfortable with the status quo because the league is currently riding a wave of high popularity, but with a work stoppage lurking in the wings the NFL needs all of the good attention it can get right now. For that to happen, the Lions must not get the Thanksgiving Day spotlight. Anything else is a tale of opportunity missed.



Posted by Babe Ruthless 
